ख्वाबों मैं ही जो दिखते थे अब हर्सू नज़र आते हैं !!
Sunday, July 28, 2013
Monday, May 13, 2013
Wednesday, May 08, 2013
When you just think its all over the bell rings and Dad returns from grocery shopping and wud in Dad like heavy tone "Beta zara news lagaaoo " aaarrgghhh Moooooooooooooooooommmm...he is easy..mom always takes care..& he would know that I have permission from Supreme Court..
Monday, April 15, 2013
Thursday, August 11, 2011
Monday, July 18, 2011
Sunday, July 17, 2011
To all the Kasabsss
Humari Phikar na karo..Jism main lahun bhi hai aur jaaan bhi.....
Sath tumahre woh[Pak] bhi hain..pura Hindustaan bhi....
Bas issi tarah se humpe bum giraate raho....
Apne ghar main kitne mehfooz hain hum..ehsaas dilaate raho...
Spirit of Mumbai bol ke...lachar kal phir ghar se nikal jaayega woh
Tum pe chhodte hain ki kya waapis kal ghar ko aa paayega woh?
Humari Phikar na karo..Jism main lahun bhi hai aur jaaan bhi.....
Sath tumahre woh[Pak] bhi hain..pura Hindustaan bhi....
Bas issi tarah se humpe bum giraate raho....
Apne ghar main kitne mehfooz hain hum..ehsaas dilaate raho...
Spirit of Mumbai bol ke...lachar kal phir ghar se nikal jaayega woh
Tum pe chhodte hain ki kya waapis kal ghar ko aa paayega woh?
Humari Phikar na karo..Jism main lahun bhi hai aur jaaan bhi..
Saturday, April 16, 2011
Saturday, April 09, 2011
Tere sahar ki chakkachaund dekh darr gya huin mainFriday, March 18, 2011

Baste ke bhoj se dabee kandhe..bhojil aankehin khil jaati thi
Aur iss baar shayad hum gaon jayenge..yaa gaon se koi rishtedaar aayengee
Papu,Deepak,Guddu,sonal bahut majaa aayegaa
Par haar baar ki tarah naa hum Gaaon jaate naa gaaon se koi aaata
Aur hum apne main Holi mana liya karte thee
Maa ke mana karne ke bawjood...rangge hathon se hi Gujiya Puaa kha liya karte thee
Kuch to maja aata hoga..kya Hai? Ab kehna mushqil hai!
Chehre pe cream...Baalon main teil[Oil]
Laga ke nikal jaati thhi subah subah bachon ki toli
Colony ke bade bhaiya log humee pakad ke paani ke tanki main daal diya karte thee
Phir hum bade ho gayee...Afshosh colony ke bhaiya log aur bade ho gaye :-)
Aur tanki main fekaana humari kismat main rahaa...
Usmain bhi ek maaja thaa
Kuch to maja aata hoga..kya Hai? Ab kehna mushqil hai!
Jo badlaa woh tha humari rangon ki pasand
Silver aur kaale rang..bas holi ho to issi rang see
Ek alag hi josh..iss baar aisa rang lagyenge ki choothe hi nahi
Woh Rakesh bada hero banta hai....dekho sab jagah ..chippa hoga kahin
Din bhar daud pakar...uthaa patak...
Kuch to maja aata hoga..kya Hai? Ab kehna mushqil hai!
Colege main gaye to holi ek ajab rang dekhaa
Rangon se nahi..kapdon se holi..kapda phaad holi....
Mitti..Keechad ki holi..
Aur badla lene ke behnae Teacher ki holi
Kuch to maja aata hoga..kya Hai? Ab kehna mushqil hai!
Ab holi ek extended leave...long wekend...ban ke rah gayi hai...
Iss baar to Holi ki khusi kam...Kambhaqt Sunday ko hai ishqa Gum jayda hai
Haar bar ki tarah iss baar bhi din ghar main aur shaam ko party main jaane ka irada hai
Holi ki pratha nibhane ko sar pe teeke ki tarah gulal laga lengee
Aur jachaa nahi..ussi gulal pe kuch der main rumaal laga lenge..
Kuch maja nahi aata isssmeee..Par aisa kyun hai? Yeah kehna ab bhi mushqil Hai!
Saturday, August 08, 2009
Am i a confused curious case of Benjammin Button...Am i not normal?
I am Vineet Kumar Singh Age 25 DOB 28 July 1984
My problem is that i always know more than what i am supposed...i always think more than
ppl f my league..i always talk more than others do,i always have more opinions than others..
i always ......................
Did i grow up very fast...i dnt choose to be like ths....what shd i do...if i am mature.wat shd
i do if i think and plan more...what shd i do if talks f gusy f my age seems kidish
to me.....Is it my mistake.....I am not harming anyone..I am jut trying to help/assist/advice
one and all in whatevr way i can...........CAN'T I DO THAT....SHOULDN'T I DO THAT....
At my office ppl call me Engagement Manger as i alwys am the most profesional
guy n the flor wth corect attitude and write notions abt evrythng..evry damn thng...
My friends.wonder....
Nishith Sharma says !!
sometimes I wonder whether u write such comments just to bullshit people/urself
or u've ACTUALLY become one of those 80ish veterans discussing
'world was so good 50 years back'..
Kunal thinks'I am a middle class cockroach woh would adjust to anything and dsnt have dreams '...just coz i prefer Maruti over Ferrari
coz i knw i wud never be able to own that....
Ladies say'Vineet whatevr u do..u are alwys rght and i am alwys wrong....if u do anythng wrong also then also its right or for some cause..u r so perfect..
i don't think i deserve u..Vineet everyone can't be like you...you are good at expressing.....evryone is not....'
My elder sis
Thinks i am bossing with her....and the role is reversed....i pretend to be elder than her which i can r not even dream even n my wildest dreams.....
My younger sis
Kant blame her....i am nt wthh ppl f my age ..how can i evr dream f being n her side....
No body argues with me.....they say..'Frget its no point arguing wth uu play wth wrds..u are gd at it....'
My colleagues thnk..i show off proffesionalismm......i try to impress the bosss...........
My Boss thnks..i am trying to overshadow him....and rise above him .....
What is wrong if i never jump red lights...what the hell is wrong if i am alwys the frst one and on time for evry meeting and expect evry one to be so....What is wrong
if i am against checking gmail in office.what is wrong if I awlys stres n the langaue u use in your mails..what is wrong if i care for you...
and am bit over protetcive..what is wrong if what my prents say is awlsy rite fr me....What is wrong if i am aginst forging signatures for anything....What's wrong
if i am against sharing of Id cards....and so many such thngsss..what is wrong if worlds are all i have to take ur heart away.....What is wrong if m talk r talks abt me r i am
the centre of attarction of evry party i attend.....
I dont know...whn i became so...i dont know...i was also a kid like u...i ahve also bunked classes.....played pranks...bt smwhere in this proces f growing...
i got ths never ending hunger f being perfect.i started picking up gd thngs frm any1 and evry1 arnd me...i strted thnkng f all thngs i do incorectly and
mending my wayss...
I dnt do any extrq effort for ths...ths all cntinued n the bckground and end result is what u see now.....
I don't regret ths............as at numerous ocaasions ths helped me outshine....tsh has helped me to win frends fr life...bt as i said its a never ending
hunger f perfection....i wish i kud................
But there are two people i know....who think I am just perfect ..I am perfect in even my imperfections for them.....If i commit a mistake i wont b surprised if
they say....'Look how perfectly my son commited this misatke'....................
Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Date: 13’Jan 2008
*****:- Haan ,wahi naa jo aapke tabaadle ke kaarn chhodni padi…
Shekhar: - Areey tum bhi kya beeti baatein le kar baith gayii…yeha padho..uss company ne apna office Mumbai shift kar diya hai….bolo join karna hai….
*****:- Haan, pta kijiye jhaaddo lagane wali ki post khali hai kya….(itna bol ke woh kitchen ki taraf daaud kar challi gayiii………..)
Shekhar: - Ha ha ha Tum bhi…..
Date: 17’Jan 2008
Na jaane kyun woh pichle kaii dino se ghar par kuch na kuch behaane baana ke Nariman Point pe aa ke khaddi ho jaatii thhi…..yeah jagah usse achi to lagti thiii magarr itni bhi khaas nahi thi ….pehle to uske liye ek aam si baat thii…aakihr kyun na ho uska pura bachpan gujra thaa iss sehaar main aur na jane kitne baar kaalej ki dewwar kood kar iss Nariman Point pe talhaane nikal aate thee woh aur uski shaeliyaan…
Sehar ka haal kuch aisa tha ki kabhi bhi kisis waqt kahin bhi mela sa hi laga rehta hai…magar uske liye to jaise sara Nariman Point sunsaan padaa thaaa…..suraj bhi dhere dhere doob raha thaaa…..jaise ki din bhar ki thakan duur karne ke liyee sagar ke paani se muin dhone jaa raha ho…..
Ajj kuch to gadbad thii…who Mungfalli waala jisse har samay woh 5 rupayee main ek thonga zzid kar ke kahreedti thii..uski taraf dekha tak nahi aur seedhe aage chalti chali gayin.... Mungfalli wale ne ek baar awaaj lagaay abhi..”Madam Ji! Ajj 5 Rupaaye ka nahi logi…” magar shaayd usne suna hi nahi…
Ab to samndar ke kareeb chalne lagi thi who…kilkaari marte hueyin lahreein chatanon se takraa rahii thi..phir aisa lagta thand hawa ke jhoke ke saath jhoola jhoolne ke liye jameen se upaar uth jaati thhi paani ki cheetheein..
kuch boondein uske bhi chehre par aa giri thin…yeah wakai main boondein thi ki uskee bechanini main behta paseena tha jo uske mooh ko geelaa kar raha thaa…
Purin duniya hi ek biscope si ho gaayi thhii aur naa jane kahan se ateet ke pal ek ek karke usse gherte chale jaa rahee theee…..…Yuin laga jaise neend main chal rahii thhii …Magar yeah baat uske siwaa shaayd hi koi jaanata tha ki usski khoyii soyee sii anakhein in saarey jaagte hueey logon se tej thi..dekhne ko to aaj who bhooose main ek sui bhi donndh sakti thhii ..Aur besudhii itni ki raaste ka badaa sa paathar bhi najr na ayaa ……..aur thokar ka kar neeche baith gayyii..dupatte se apna maatha poochtey huey naa jane kahan kho gayii….
Aisa lagta hai kal ki hi baat ho….
Date: - 27 Feb 2006
*****:- Needs no introduction…Typical Mumbaikar…Believes in Amchi Mumbai being world’s best in India :-)
*****:-Hey! Vinni..kaisa laga humara sahar?
Vinni: - Humara shar to aise bol rahi ho,jaise aapke abbaa jaan ne hi neev rakhi thi shar ki :-)
Areye yaar,yeah Mumbai sahar bilkul pasand nahi aaya mujhe,I mean kitna crowded hai,and its so fast…shit…kuch samjh nahi aata..bas ek Nariman Point thoddi dhnag ki jagah hai…baaki to sab bakwass hai……
*****:- Huh, gaon walon ke yaa jane shaar ka majaa……huh.. Nariman Point achhi jagah hai paar itna bhi koi kahass nahii…..gandaa pannii cheeeinn aur who mung fulli walah….chor kahin ka…..
Vinni: - Beauty lies in the eyes of beholder….. (He always knew how to cut short any discussion not going his way….)
Monday, April 28, 2008

VENUE :- Infosys Pahse 2 MainGate..Mumbai Bus Queue
Day:- FRIDAY
Occasion:- ****** Farewell
****:- Hey, vinni chal me goinng..bbye tc..Will You Miss me?
Vinni:- Ignoring her and gazing somewhere singing his favr8 bolywwod tune.. tune
****:- Vinni,i exist..i am talking to you...
Vinni :- In his irritating american accent Oh Yeah..My pleasure...Did you just say i would miss you..Oh common...Giv me a break...Million of Millions of Vinni's fan are there..Miss you ..haha ha
Utilizing this last opportunity to impress her with his poetic skills he says ... *****
Dil lagane ke bahaane aur bhi honge..iss naacheez ke deewaane aur bhi honge....hah ha
******:- Huh, You are never serious...I am Going get Lost.....
And c walks away…………
Vinni:-
I am already lost.....
When I look at you..I am lost in your eyes...
When u smile… I am lost in the brightness they bring to my life.. .
When u are sad..i get lost in the darkness around ...
When you talk..i am lost in the quick movement of your tender lips...
When you walk ..i am lost in the delicate movement of each footstep you take..
When u cry..i am lost between those tear drops that fall thru your curvaceous chicks...
When u get angry....i am lost in your attitude...
When u sleep...i am lost in your innocent face......
When u commit silly mistakes and then apologize till death...I am lost in your pure soul ......
When I am with you..i am lost in your warmth...
When I am not with you..i am lost in your memories....
When u.......................
The day u wud go away from life.....i will no longer be lost and will return back to reality that neither you were nor you are..and u will nvr be mine...
Naaccheez ke dewaane aur bhi honge....par shayad ab kabhi dil lagane ke behaane na honge........................
he walks away gazing somewhere singing his favr8 bolywwod tune.. ....

